Oh. My. Goodness. I’m doing this Biggest Loser competition at work and I HATE IT! And I hate my wife even more! She’s making me win! I’m down maybe 7.5 pounds in the past three weeks and … urrrrgggghhhh, this is killing me! I mean, it’s great, because I’ve wanted to lose weight for a while, but. Stop. Now!
I’ve always hovered right around 203 since I ran my first marathon six years ago. Even as I’ve gotten faster and fitter, I’ve stayed right there, never really leaving the 198-208 window. I know I could lose a little bit of garbage weight and not look scrawny. I’d be pretty fast at 190 — every pound is supposed to be two seconds per mile and I’d love to run 12 pounds lighter than when I ran my PR marathon last year at 202. Heck, I’d love to weigh 185. 6-1 (or 6-2, depending on my shoes), 185, that’s not too skinny, right? I haven’t been able to get there, but I haven’t really cared.
My attitude has always been that if I’m going to run 10 or 12 miles in the morning, I’ll eat as many cookies as I want. But now that it’s a competition, I want to win. And Tiff wants me to win even more. I’m not sure if it’s because she thinks I’d look better minus a sack of potatoes or if she wants me to win the prize, although I’m pretty sure it’s both.
She’s competing vicariously through me and somebody needs to shoot me! Or her!
Last night, I was texting a friend, having a serious conversation, and I wrote, in response to nothing, …
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